TASTES LIKE FREEDOM

(Source: majortvjunkie, via sharonosbourne)

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO

WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED

DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO

i just threw up

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falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

(via sleepingincalifornia)

urbanfuck:

majortvjunkie:

sharonosbourne:

ktajustwatch:

sharonosbourne:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

fun fact: I took this picture so I guess that’s all you need to know about my love life

Is it me or do they both look hard?

i cant breateh

we were

Come Worship With Us !

majortvjunkie:

sharonosbourne:

ktajustwatch:

sharonosbourne:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

fun fact: I took this picture so I guess that’s all you need to know about my love life

Is it me or do they both look hard?

i cant breateh

we were

Come Worship With Us !

(via sharonosbourne)

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You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so let’s have no choice but to eat the weakest of our young during the harsh winter months

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disgustinghuman:

kiddthemaniac:

dawindupbird:

Peepo Choo vol 2

I think that a lot of tumblr would benefit from reading peepo choo idk

This is important.

adding to my list

moltres:

i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation

i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation

(via circumcisions)

kanyewesticle:

for the anon :)

for the anon :)

(Source: funkmylife-minaj, via loganzolanski)

me:	i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me:	wakes up march 27th, 2098.

thejohnlockgames:

WHAT IF THE DIRECTORS OF A SHOW FOUND FANFICTION AND AS A PRANK THEY MADE THE ACTORS ACT IT OUT LIKE A REAL SCRIPT

(Source: plutarck, via iforgotmytampon)

How To Make Cake In A Mug! (NO MICROWAVE OR OVEN NEEDED)

Just follow these steps:

Buy a FUCKING CAKE

FUCKIGN

SMASH THE THING INTO A MUG

EAT IT AL LAT ONCE

(via vanillish)

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cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

YAHOOLIGAN

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